At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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