I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
one two three fourrrrnication!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
