i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
apparently the secret to your success is patron
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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