sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
