Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say š
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Iād clean the kitchen before making food. Mark ārang in the New Yearā with some rando in there last night
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