on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Green mimosas i think yes
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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