make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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