My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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