you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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