he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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