Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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