I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
