Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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