Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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