I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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