So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
