Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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