i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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