we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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