P.S. I can't hear my feet
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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