I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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