Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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