his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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