guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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