whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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