idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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