i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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