Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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