i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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