Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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