Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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