so that wasnt chicken after all
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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