careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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