She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I will pee on everything he values.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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