Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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