So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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