U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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