Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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