I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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