I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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