dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
a search helicopter?!
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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