this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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