Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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