I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
