You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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