with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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