plz talk dirty to me
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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