She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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