I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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