Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
