when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I don't deserve a penis
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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