Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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